PUNK PLANET, Chicago, IL (issue#57 / Sept+Oct 2003):

TURN PALE - 'Chance' 7"
This 7" would have fit in nicely in the '80s when Euro-pop was such a big fad.  It's an amalgam of dance music and new wave, full of foolish rhythms, vocal pretensions and abstract lyrics.  The last lyric is "Kill the lights," but I say "kill the band."

- Art Ettinger